Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down. I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and tell you how I came to Anthrocon that first year.
It was central Africa, born and raised. On the plains is where I spent most of my days. Chillin' out, maxin' relaxin' all cool, playin' with some other zebras at the drinkin' pool, When a couple felines that were up to no good started making trouble with my zebra herd! I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said; "You're moving with your Uncle Kage in PA"
I whistled for a cab and when it pulled near, the license plate said "Dex" and it had a spade in the mir' If anything I can say that this cab is rare, but thought "Man forget it, lets get the hell outta' here!"
I pulled up to the con around 7 or 8 and yelled to the cabbie "Yo 'coon, catch ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there! To kick it all weekend with the Anthrocon chair.